From a pipe dream to a real live blog, Joaquin Joatch is finally here! This blog will folllow our favorite crazy person, Joaquin Phoenix, as he raps his way to the top of the pops (and into our hearts)...
Alright, let's just jump right in here!
Last night, Joaquin was doing his rapper thang at the LIV nightclub in Miami last night when he was interrupted by an unknown heckler. In response to the heckler, Joaquin talked about his bank account, saying, “I've got $1 million in the bank. What have you got bitch?” He then jumped into the audience Akon style and fucked that guy up! (See the video below).
That's some thug shit.
Oh course there are those haters out there that say because Casey Affleck was there, camera in hand, that it must have been a hoax. To which I say, if it's a hoax, it's a long ass hoax that he is way too committed to, so either way our boy is person of the crazy persuasion.
Only unabombers, hipsters, and other crazy types are willing to grow a beard like that, so until I see him at the Short Stop or Max Fish (damn I'm cool -- bi-coastal, bitches!), or until he blows some shit up, I'm going with the straight up crazy.
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